Thursday, October 29, 2009

Damn Windows 7


Damnit to hell! I can't even get the upgrades to work! I am dialing Bill Gates right now!
Ellen: "Hello, is this Bill Gates?
Robert Gates: "No, this is the Secretary of Defense."
Ellen: "Sorry, wrong number. Ring. Hello is this Bill Gates?"
Bill Gates: "Why yes it is. Is this Ellen?"
Ellen: "Yeah, it's Ellen again. Hey listen, Windows 7 sucks and I should have listened to that Mac kid."
Bill Gates: "What are you talking about? Windows 7 is great. Have you seen our new commercials?"
Ellen: Yes, I have seen the new commercials, but it still sucks."
Bill Gates: "Well, maybe you suck and need to go back to CAD class?"
Ellen: "Fuck you Bill. I have a PhD from AU and I have the diploma to prove it."
Bill Gates: "Well maybe you should start drinking more?"
Ellen: "Touche Bill, touche."
Bill Gates: "I have to go back to saving Africa. You can go back and enjoy your blue screen of death. Goodbye."

Monday, October 26, 2009

Windows 7 here I come!


I have so much trouble with Windows Vista that I decided to upgrade to Windows 7. i am hoping that this helps with my crashing and file issues. Keep you fingers crossed.

TTFN,

Ellen


Tuesday, August 11, 2009

Monday, August 10, 2009

That's Doctor Miller to you!

I know that it's hard to beleive, but I just did it! I got my diploma from AU! I finally finished my post graduate degree program in AutoCAD Civil 3D and just got my doctural degree! Rock on mutha fuckas!



TTFN,

Dr. Ellen


Goddammit!

Stupid lines. i lost my pink one!




Oh no, not again. Sh^&t!!!!!!!!!


Lines


I like lines. Lines are fun. Wee! I can change color too!


Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Well, now I am really screwed up.


Well this isn't good.. "Hello, Geek Squad... hello... is anyone there???"

Ellen