Damn Windows 7

Damnit to hell! I can't even get the upgrades to work! I am dialing Bill Gates right now!

Ellen: "Hello, is this Bill Gates?

Robert Gates: "No, this is the Secretary of Defense."

Ellen: "Sorry, wrong number. Ring. Hello is this Bill Gates?"

Bill Gates: "Why yes it is. Is this Ellen?"

Ellen: "Yeah, it's Ellen again. Hey listen, Windows 7 sucks and I should have listened to that Mac kid."

Bill Gates: "What are you talking about? Windows 7 is great. Have you seen our new commercials?"

Ellen: Yes, I have seen the new commercials, but it still sucks."

Bill Gates: "Well, maybe you suck and need to go back to CAD class?"

Ellen: "Fuck you Bill. I have a PhD from AU and I have the diploma to prove it."

Bill Gates: "Well maybe you should start drinking more?"

Ellen: "Touche Bill, touche."

Bill Gates: "I have to go back to saving Africa. You can go back and enjoy your blue screen of death. Goodbye."

Windows 7 here I come!

I have so much trouble with Windows Vista that I decided to upgrade to Windows 7. i am hoping that this helps with my crashing and file issues. Keep you fingers crossed.

TTFN,

Ellen

C3D Intersection Design

I wish I could do this. But I can't.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XpS29ZTs18

That's Doctor Miller to you!

I know that it's hard to beleive, but I just did it! I got my diploma from AU! I finally finished my post graduate degree program in AutoCAD Civil 3D and just got my doctural degree! Rock on mutha fuckas!

TTFN,

Dr. Ellen

Goddammit!

Stupid lines. i lost my pink one!

Oh no, not again. Sh^&t!!!!!!!!!

Lines

I like lines. Lines are fun. Wee! I can change color too!

Well, now I am really screwed up.

Well this isn't good.. "Hello, Geek Squad... hello... is anyone there???"

Ellen

Circles Part 2

Well that didn't work. Shoot! I HATE CIRCLES!! :-(

Ellen

Circles!!

This is a totally new command that I just learned from AU. Check out this sick sh%t.

Type in "circle"...

Command: CIRCLE

Pick center point with mouse...

Specify center point for circle or [3P/2P/Ttr (tan tan radius)]:

Pick radius...

Specify radius of circle or [Diameter] <3.6684>:

Look! CIRCLES! Awesome!! The pink one is my favorite.

Ellen

Tips for working with feature lines.

Well, I started working on my grading surface today. Got good results using feature lines and grading objects. I would tell you a little more, but my new computer crashed and now I can't do anything. Gotta run and call the Geek Squad again. Thankful that I have their number on speed dial.

TTFN,

Ellen

First Post

Hey Guys,

Welcome to my new Autodesk Civil 3D CAD Blog! This blog has been in the making for a few years now. I always wanted share my extensive CAD skills with other engineers and designers. So I have created this blog as an easy way for me to post helpful information and training tips.

I hope you get as much joy and pleasure out of this blog as I do.

Enjoy.

Ellen