Damnit to hell! I can't even get the upgrades to work! I am dialing Bill Gates right now!
Ellen: "Hello, is this Bill Gates?
Robert Gates: "No, this is the Secretary of Defense."
Ellen: "Sorry, wrong number. Ring. Hello is this Bill Gates?"
Bill Gates: "Why yes it is. Is this Ellen?"
Ellen: "Yeah, it's Ellen again. Hey listen, Windows 7 sucks and I should have listened to that Mac kid."
Bill Gates: "What are you talking about? Windows 7 is great. Have you seen our new commercials?"
Ellen: Yes, I have seen the new commercials, but it still sucks."
Bill Gates: "Well, maybe you suck and need to go back to CAD class?"
Ellen: "Fuck you Bill. I have a PhD from AU and I have the diploma to prove it."
Bill Gates: "Well maybe you should start drinking more?"
Ellen: "Touche Bill, touche."
Bill Gates: "I have to go back to saving Africa. You can go back and enjoy your blue screen of death. Goodbye."
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